Milton Hasselbury | Reviewer of job posts

Hello my name is Milton Hasselbury III. I like surfing the intercom. I worked 45 years in the Skippy Peanut Butter Company crushing peanuts with my bare hands...that's why I have these damn hemorrhoids. I also worked at Yahoo one Saturday, cleaning the cafeteria. In my spare time I like to drink scotch.

Nowadays I review job posts for StartUpers to make sure no bullshit gets posted. I'm very good at my job so don't even think about it you mother scratcher! In my spare time I like to cut coupons for the liquor barn.


  • I was last here on Monday - June 25, 2018.
  • I'm from San Mateo.
  • My favorite lyric from a song is: Cause we're living in a world of fools, breaking us down, and they all should let us be, we belong to you and me.